pandalotte

HOWARD/OLD GREGG
because their love is not creepy or stalkery in the least

and I can never get enough of them going at it




( many shared looks and touches )

MANY THANKS if you took any of these. MANY THANKS.

Photo credits: CoralGraves, celestronica, kimmunism, other people too, on MightyBooshDVD the official flickr. Check it out, so many good photos there.

Title: The Yellow Silk Scarf, Part 1b

Author: Jackie Thomas

Date: 6 January 2010

Notes and disclaimers in Part 1a 
( If you come in, you can never leave )

 

Title: The Yellow Silk Scarf 1/3
Author: Jackie Thomas
Date: 6  January 2010
Category:  Noelian AU
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary:  A story set in Soho and the London music hall during the 1890s
Word count for 1a and 1b: 6000/18000
Warning: RPS though very AU. Cross dressing. Man Corsets
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Although this story refers to real people it is fictional in all respects.  Also Noel and Julian were never Victorian music hall artistes (despite what they might say).

 The poem is Symphony in Yellow by Oscar Wilde

 

( Do you have a first name, Mr Barratt )

Alright, now.
I know you guys are all patient and wonderful, but I'm a little bit nervous about this bit. And a bit more nervous about what will (eventually; I'm still having a bit of trouble writing it, imagining the responses) follow.
So now, more than ever, I say - I really hope you like this. <3

Title: Mike's Secret Girlfriend (Part 3 of ?)
Characters/Pairing: Dave, Mike/?
Rating: R, I think, but a mild one.
Summary: Dave gets a stroke of luck and learns some interesting information.
Warnings: Hm. Inferred kinkytimes. Nudity and arousal. It's quite innocent though, really. Sort of.
Word Count: 2,111
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys OR the Boosh. I really don't. And I'm prepared to grovel for forgiveness, for writing about them in such a way. I mean no offence, and even if I wanted to, I couldn't make any money writing this. I promise.

Part 1
Part 2

( And here's the next bit for y'all... )

Title: Oh Lolly Lolly
Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Silliness and lollies.
Word Count: 464
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, really.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Author’s Notes: I was working on something for boosh_shorts and it got away from me.

( 'Not just any lollies,' Howard corrected... 'magic lollies.' )

Title:Eyeliner & Cigarettes -OR- The Secret Misadventures Of Vince Noir (13/25)
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Vince/OFC, Vince/OMC, Howince
Warnings: Drug use. Swearing. Both het and slash pairings. Angst by the boat loads.
Word Count: 1592
Summery: I think the title says enough. I don't want to give too much away. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. A billion pairs of high heels and an empty bank account is all I have to my name. I mean no disrespect or harm. I'm just a girl havin' a slice of fun pie.

AN: No. That was not a typo next to the title: There will be 25 chapters because I'm bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do to dwindle away the hours left in my life. Yes, it is pretty....ambitious, but whatever. And (don't hate me), this is one of those "put your iPod on shuffle" fics. It's the first one I've done since my last respective fandoms and I kinda missed it. Thought I'd give it a whorl. Enjoy. <3

Special Features: Get the full sound track here. {I worked out all the kinks}

01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06.
07. 08. & 09. 10. 11 12.

( 13.Have To Explode )

Title: The Missed
Genre: RPS, angst
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: Songfic for Patrick Wolf's 'The Sun Is Often Out'
Word Count: 900
Warnings: Implied suicide
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I don't own things.
A/N: I hope this makes a vague amount of sense, seeing as it's inspired by the emotional mess of loss.

( You'll be missed. )

 Okay, first of all i just want to say hello to all you fabulous slashers! My back-story is this... i first joined the BSH back in 2008, when i was awesometastic69. i then changed my account to this and in february of 2009 i took a huge hiatus from LJ due to massive amounts of schoolwork and other commitments. But now i am back! Although i doubt anyone will even remember me :) 

So now that i have brought you up to speed (in a manner of speaking), i would like to request a fic, if i may be so bold. In fact, i would write it myself if i though that i had the necessary talent, but alas, i do not.

( My idea is this... )

Sorry if fic requesting is frowned upon (i don't know how times have changed since i was last here), but this is a plot bunny which i can't do justice to, so i thought someone else might like to give it a go! :)

'Ello! C:

Haven't posted in a bit.
'Ope you've guys 'ave been alright.

Clickity Click Click (image) to see more of my Boosh art from 2009.



Cheers! <33
Happy New Years.

The post for receiving fic/art repsonse is now up! I am so excited by the response for the first challenge. There are some excellent prompts! Come on over and write something or draw something or just spectate and comment and show your support!

^^ So I did something really, really stupid and forgot to actually attach the story when I first tried to post this. *Moron moron*
Either that, or there wasn't an LJ cut. Either way, I'm getting it right this time.
Ahem. Chipper. I saw an interview and I'm all happy and inspired now. ^^'

Title: Mike's Secret Girlfriend (Part 2 of ?)
Characters/Pairing: Dave, Noel, Rich, Mike/?
Rating: PG, although later parts will probably go all the way up to the NC-17 level.
Summary: The rest of the day and a lot of me being dramatic and mysterious. The next part shall be longer, methinks.
*Strokes moustache*
*Not Mike or Julian's, obviously*
Warnings: Nothing really. Oh, except this time Mike's not wearing a shirt and there's a very tiny amount of utterly platonic bum-slappin'.
Word Count: 1,547
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys OR the Boosh. I really don't. And I'm prepared to grovel for forgiveness, for writing about them in such a way. I mean no offence, and even if I wanted to, I couldn't make any money writing this. I promise.

Herein lies Part 1...

 

( And here is Part 2! )

 

Fluffy Howince pour vou.

( click for the love )

Title: Ride on Time 1/2
Pairing: Crack Fox, Howard & Vince, a surprise Father Christmas
Summary: It’s zoo times and Howard has discovered Jazzercise. Unfortunately, his jazz movement teacher is no other than the Crack Fox.
Word Count: 4000
Warnings: drug use, violence, ickiness, but no actual bestiality (which you’ll either be disappointed about or glad to hear)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not my characters, not my Zooniverse.


Request from the 'How Howard lost his virginity’ meme: Howard/Crack Fox! Needle pricks/drugs and gay clubbing + fuzzy tingle times and squishy boots! Howard cries.

( Ride on Time part 1 )

Who's up for a Boosh-themed comment fic challenge?

All Boosh fandoms welcome, all types of fic/art. You can find more information here! In short, prompts will be collected, then sorted and re-posted, and folks will have a chance to answer the prompts with fic or art. That's it!

Most importantly: We need your prompts! So come on over and Boosh it up! :)

zow_katow: "The first ever fanfic for this pairing! I've waited so long for this day... and luckily my super awesome friend brain_secretary made is diiirty 8D.



Title: Bailey's on Me CoCoaPuffs!
Author: brain_secretary
Pairing: Tony Harrison/Saboo
Summary: Dan finds a way to put the idiots in their place
Word Count: 1,670
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: The Sexy Times
Disclaimer: On our way to Japan to legally marry Howard and Vince, but in the mean time we own nothing but some multi-colored ponchos.
Author’s Notes: Beta's by the lovely zow_katow, the Dee to my Sue.



( The night was beginning to wind down at the Shaman Shack, where the famous Board of Shaman were celebrating their approval for a spin-off series... )

Title: Life on Mars?
Characters: Howard and Vince (friendship)
Word Count: 4150
Rating: PG
Genre: Fantasy
Warnings: Not so much “violating canon” as “running canon over, repeatedly”. (In my defense, it stepped out into the road right in front of me! What was I meant to do?)
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs to Noel, Julian, and Baby Cow. And since there are quite a few references here to Umineko no Naku Koro ni, those concepts belong to 07th Expansion.
Summary: If you don’t have a friend … make one.

Author’s Notes: When I posted "Patched, Mismatched ..." someone commented that they'd love to read a fic that was actually MORE inspired by "May". Well ... I doubt this was what they had meant, but this fic is kind of in that vein. But sorry, still no Frankensteinish monsters in this fic, I'm afraid. :(

This was probably the most fun I’ve ever had writing a fic, I don’t even care how ridiculous the idea is. I’m kind of proud of this thing. I hope you all will like it, even if Howard and Vince’s relationship is pretty platonic, though extremely close (er, in a somewhat unconventional way). And um, therefore I hope it's okay for me to post it to this comm. D: You can slash them in between the lines if you want! ;)

( You already got character, Howard. You’re like … the most charactery character I know. )

Title:Eyeliner & Cigarettes -OR- The Secret Misadventures Of Vince Noir (12/25)
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Vince/OFC, Vince/OMC, Howince
Warnings: Drug use. Swearing. Both het and slash pairings. Angst by the boat loads.
Word Count: 1984
Summery: I think the title says enough. I don't want to give too much away. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. A billion pairs of high heels and an empty bank account is all I have to my name. I mean no disrespect or harm. I'm just a girl havin' a slice of fun pie.

AN: No. That was not a typo next to the title: There will be 25 chapters because I'm bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do to dwindle away the hours left in my life. Yes, it is pretty....ambitious, but whatever. And (don't hate me), this is one of those "put your iPod on shuffle" fics. It's the first one I've done since my last respective fandoms and I kinda missed it. Thought I'd give it a whorl. Enjoy. <3

Special Features: Get the full sound track here. {I worked out all the kinks} Also: Brief mention of Christmas, fluff and cathartic sexy times.

01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06.
07. 08. & 09. 10. 11

( 12.Bloodstream )

'Ello, all! My recent 'contributions' to Boosh fanfic have been over in the dirtier realm.
BUT I have a cleaner one here now!
Not that it's going to stay that way, but...
Ahem. Anyway.
My third posting in two days. Wooow. But - yeah, I started this a while ago.

Title: Mike's Secret Girlfriend (Part 1 of ?)
Characters/Pairing: Dave, Mike/?
Rating: PG-13, although later parts will probably go all the way up to the NC-17 level.
Summary: Set in 2011, the Boosh movie has just come out and when Dave wakes up the morning after the launch, he's not alone.
*Cue dramatic music*
But, yeah. It's all innocent, at this point.
Warnings: Uh... A mention of Dave being in a heterosexual relationship? And one line that Mike says, which makes me think this should perhaps be closer to an M rating.
Word Count: 2,460
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys OR the Boosh. I really don't. And I'm prepared to grovel for forgiveness, for writing about them in such a way. I mean no offence, and even if I wanted to, I couldn't make any money writing this. I promise.

 

( RPS Silliness Ahoy! )

Title: One More Christmas
Characters: Howard and Vince
Word Count: 960
Warnings: Sickly sweet
Rating: PG
Summary: Howard goes to extraordinary lengths to make Vince happy, even if he doesn’t always deserve it.
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs J/N/Baby Cow

Author’s Notes: Ugh, forgive me for writing this. I had the idea for it this morning and knew if I didn’t write it before Christmas was over I wouldn’t bother.

( The next year, Vince received a letter in the post from Father Christmas, explaining that there had been a terrible error in his bookkeeping all these years and that Vince had been inadvertently left off of his lists, but that regular service would be resuming now. )

Merry Christmas! Thanks for being an awesome fandom. :D

Title: Especially the Lies
Pairing or Characters: Harold Boom/Lance Dior, implied Howince
Summary: Fifty loosely-related sentences regarding the Completely True and Wonderful Love between a mentally-unstable copycat and his perpetually confused companion.
Word Count: 1677
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If I owned it, this comm would be called zeusslashhaven. This is obviously not the case.
Author’s Notes: It’s Table Gamma from 1sentence, iffin you’re curious.

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